If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
