That's intense
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Randomize
