Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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