She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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