so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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