I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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