I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
