Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
