If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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