Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
