dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
