What did we do last night that was yellow?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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