help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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