Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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