Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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