Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
last night I used snow as a chaser
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