ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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