I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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