I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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