awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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