Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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