i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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