Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
