I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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