it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
