You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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