I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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