All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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