We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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