we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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