his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
When did angry sex become our thing?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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