I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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