It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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