They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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