The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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