Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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