They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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