Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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