Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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