Dual....:-)
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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