so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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