he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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