If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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