508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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