I have demons in me.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He passed out mid-signature
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
dude. I can hear the air.
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