I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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