some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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