Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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