goodnight i made you a song goodbye
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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