Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
