VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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