you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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